Saturday, December 24, 2016

Tumblr Secret Santa Story!


Merry Christmas Eve!


Art from Igonadon't


     At the beginning of December, I signed up to be part of a Secret Santa exchange on Tumblr with other fellow dinosaur nerds. The idea was to either write, draw or otherwise make something to send to your assigned Secret Santa on xmas.
     Since I can't draw and don't have photoshop skills, I opted to write something. When I reached out to my Facebook people, a friend gave the idea of three "Wise Men" dinosaurs following the "north star", which happens to be the giant celestial body that is hurling towards the Earth to well...kill everyone.

     Since the original story of the Three Wise Men was set in Jerusalem, I picked three dinosaurs from the Late Cretaceous during what is now Africa. 

     This story is short and cute, so I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed slaving over it for about a month. HA.


Meet the cast!


Aegy

Og

T


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North Star



“I’m not saying I’m questioning the prophecy, I’m just curious as to how the elders got the information about the star. It’s all been pretty hush-hush,” Aegy said, tilting his head in a method of shrugging since his massive shoulders were unable to do so.

The massive Aegyptosaurus was almost as big as his Titanosaur travel mate, but his head and long, powerful neck was more level to the ground. He was a calm gray and silver color with darker, large pebble like plates that laid flat against his back and shoulders, but gave him a bumpy, rough look like he was made of stone.

“You’re starting to sound a lot like a certain group of fanatics, Aegy,” warned his other travelling friend, Og. Og was an Ouranosaurus, so naturally he was a little snooty. The hadrosaur was very proud of his tall sail ridge that went down his back, his bright red and white stripes displayed for everyone to see. It didn’t help his already inflated ego when he was chosen to carry the gifts to the new land, and he wore his woven leaf bag around his neck like it was a symbol of great authority.
“Oh, come on. It’s a valid question. They haven’t told us much, so of course he’s a little skeptical,” T chuckled, his deep voice calming over his smaller friends. T was larger than life, even if he wasn’t fully grown yet. As the biggest among them, the Paralititan was in charge of being the look out and the guide, able to see the guiding star better than any of them. Unlike his friend Aegy, T had a much thicker neck that lifted very high off the ground. He didn’t have the stoney plates on his back, but had mottled, pebbly skin that was very similar, but hued realms of green instead of gray.
“Yeah well, next he’s going to start saying the star is going to kill us all and that Raptors are going to take flight one day,” Og quipped, putting his bulbous nose into the air as he snorted.
“That’s not what I’m saying. I just wish we’d had a little more detail as to why exactly we have to follow the star,” Aegy said, glancing up again at the afternoon sky. The large star had appeared so suddenly and so brightly, that the elders of their land declared it was a sign of a prophecy no one had really heard of before. Aegy, Og, and T had been selected to follow the increasingly bright and beautiful star to a new land. The white, glorious star was so bright now they could even see it during the day, and the trio kept moving whenever it was safe to do so.
“I heard the new land is supposed to be free of predators and endless food,” Og said in a very matter-of-fact way.
“Why would we need to bring gifts if we’re going to a new land? No, I think we’re supposed to meet someone.” Aegy nodded to Og’s bag. “What gift did you pick to bring?”
“I brought leaves from the best ferns. They’re so filling and delicious that it would make the best gift,” Og smirked, quite proud of his choice.
“What if whoever we’re giving this to eats meat?” T raised his eyebrows, Og shooting him a dirty look.
“Why would the elders send us to meet with someone who eats meat, T?” Og snapped.
“Maybe we’re a sacrifice,” T tilted his head to shrug, Aegy erupting into laughter.
“Glad you’re here then. We’ll just hide behind you,” Aegy said smiling and T snickered in response. Og didn’t think it was funny.
“What did you bring?” Og asked a little snippy like.
“Flowers,” Aegy said. Og gave him a bewildered look.
“Flowers taste terrible, Aegy. What were you thinking?” Og scoffed.
“That maybe they don’t eat plants?” T offered, Og narrowing his eyes at him.
“They’re pretty. I brought the best colors I could find,” Aegy explained. “They’re not for eating, just...appreciating.”
Og rolled his eyes so dramatically Aegy thought they’d spin out of his head. Hadrosaurs had a flair for theatrics.
“What about you, T?” Aegy glanced up at his taller friend.
“A rock,” T said.
Aegy and Og stopped and looked up at him, eyebrows furrowed in either annoyance or curiosity.
“A rock?” Aegy asked.
“A rock,” Og said flatly, unimpressed.
“Yeah,” T said a little defensively. “It’s a really pretty rock.”
Og mumbled a series of flabbergasted gibberish while Aegy nodded in appreciation. His gift was pretty too, so he could understand where T was coming from. Rocks weren’t colorful though, but Titanosaurs must have different beauty expectations.
They had started their journey earlier that week, stretching far past their normal roaming lands and migration routes into areas they had never seen before. The rich flora of the area was amazing, thick plant life prospered by the shallow inland seas and they had seen more birds flitter about than they had back home. The star burned brightly in the sky, beckoning them to keep exploring and finding new adventures and lands to see.
Every so often they would pass by another herd they didn’t know of various sauropods and small pockets of hadrosaurs, the group watching them like strange oddities since they were without a group of their own.
“Stick close. I can smell something,” T warned as they drifted towards a freshwater source in the area. Since T was so tall, he often picked up on things like that first, which was very handy. The other groups drinking didn’t seem to have noticed anything terrible yet, so the trio stuck near their big friend. The water was cool, flowing fresh and didn’t sit long in the humid heat.
Aegy gathered the water into his mouth and sighed happily. He was pretty hesitant about the whole trip, but had to admit he was enjoying himself now. The new area was exciting, with new smells and sights and so many new flowers to see. He started to feel bad about bringing flowers as a gift after seeing so many different shaded he’d never seen before. The elders told him to bring whatever he thought was precious, and those flowers had been his most favorite thing.
Whatever it was they were doing, whether the star was leading them to meet someone or just off a  cliff, he was happy to be out on the adventure. He’d probably never be able to do something like this again once he got back home. From the pleased look on T’s face as he looked over the horizon at the bright star, he knew he felt the same. Og still seemed annoyed to be there, but Aegy caught him smiling every once in awhile, but kept it to himself.
The water under Aegy’s face shifted, catching his attention. Instinct caused him to immediately take a step back and draw his head up, his sudden shift getting concerned glances from his friends.
“What?” Og asked quickly, glancing at the water nervously. “What did you see?”
“I don’t know,” Aegy said, uneasy as he backed away from the calm water.
T was already looking down river at the other herds still drinking, sniffing the air but not catching anything in danger range. A group of hardosaurs, similar to Og in size, were still drinking from the water's edge a good sixty feet away from them. They were yellow and red with bright stripes like Og’s, but didn’t have the tall spines like him. Aegy took a breath once he saw the water shift again towards the drinking herd.
“Look out!” he called out in alarm, but they were too far away to hear him over the sounds of the stream and the surrounding herd’s noises.
Aegy wheeled quickly to his friends, looking at them desperately. “Og, call out to them! You’re louder than I am!”
Og inhaled deeply and bellowed out a deep, resonating noise that rippled down the stream to warn the others. His hardosaur call was rumbling and alarming, full of warning and panic that immediately caught his kin’s attention, pulling them back from the water’s edge. The water’s surface exploded suddenly, exposing impossibly large jaws that snapped around a poor fleeing hardosaur’s tail and began pulling it towards the water. The crocodile hissed in its throat as it pushed back on strong, meaty legs, sinking back towards the murky depths.
T was already on the move, walking as fast as his large body would allow and taking mighty steps. The surrounding herd was bellowing alarms and yells for help, dancing around the helpless hardosaur that was fighting for its life. If the crocodile was able to sneer, it would have at seeing the giant Ttianosaur stomp towards the battle, his huge tail building momentum.
“Get back!” T shouted at the herd as he started swinging himself around to put his backside towards the struggling hardosaur, who was desperately pawing at the mud to keep ground and failing miserably.
The crocodile hissed something with his mouth full of hadrosaur tail, but the deafening thunder crack of T’s huge tail swinging through the air drowned out whatever insult he was tossing his way. The force was so strong the blow landed before the sound did, the whipping tail shattering across the croc’s snout and sending him flipping over sideways a couple feet. The hardosaur was free from his grip, but didn’t escape without getting bite marks all across his pretty tail.
Limping, sore but alive, the wounded and very grateful hardosaur rejoined his group while the crocodile sunk back under the water, thoroughly defeated.
“Great job, T!” Aegy cheered, joining the commotion. T tilted his head modestly.
“That was rather impressive,” Og had to admit. “But we should get going. If that crocodile is still alive, he’s going to be very upset.”
“I doubt highly he’s still alive, but yeah, let’s go. We still have a long way to go I think,” T said, glancing up at the bright star burning in the sky.
They had to get to where the star was trying to point them, and as the days drew on, the star seemed to be getting closer to something. They travelled a bit more that evening, the rest of the day a lot more calm than the stream incident. As the sun sunk below the horizon and the star light up the night sky, seeming brighter even still, they sat together watching it glow.
“Damn thing still going, is it?” a small voice piped in from the ground, catching all of their attention. They had smelled the small rodent Maelestes but hadn’t been paying him any attention since he was so tiny and well...a mammal. It’s not like they were dangerous even remotely.
“Evening,” T said, his voice friendly. “Well, I guess good morning to you.”
“Heh, yep. Morning for me, my friend. Though that bright thing makes it a little tough to get around and hunt without getting snatched up,” the small, brown, furry thing winced. His body was fat with fur, brown and shiny, with a long skinny tail and oddly shaped hands he could grab things with.
“What a shame,” Og said flatly, unamused by the small creature.
“How’s the hunting going tonight mister…?” Aegy asked, pausing to let the small mammal introduce himself.
“Oh, I’m Mal. How rude of me,” Mal squeaked, wiping his whiskers back.
“A mammal being rude? The hell you say,” Og quipped, still watching the star.
“That’s Og, he’s a jerk,” Aegy nodded to the scowling hardosaur. “I’m Aegy, that’s T.” T nodded his head at the mention of his name and Mal gave them all a happy squeak in reply.
“Huntings going alright. Got some small crunchy bugs so no complains. Are you all...going towards the star?” Mal asked, sitting on his haunches by the group to snack on his crunchy bugs.
“Yeah, we’re following it to where it’s pointing. It’s supposed to---” Aegy explained but Og cut him off with a shushing noise.
“That’s none of his business! We were instructed by the elders of our combined herds to take on an exclusive and important mission. We were specifically chosen to do a very secretive task involving the Bright Star,” Og explained very seriously, his head high in pride of their status and hidden knowledge.
“We’re bringing some ferns, flowers and a rock to the farthest we can get to in the direction of the star. We think it might be leading us to someone,” T confessed much to Og’s protest. Og gaped at him, horrified he so willingly gave up their mission to a ball of fur.
“Oh, wow! That’s really something! You really think you’re meeting someone important there? Like...what, exactly?” Mal asked, his little fleshy ears twitching.
“Not sure,” Aegy tilted his head for a shrug. “We’ll find out when we get there. Say, Mal...do mammals have any theories as to what that star means?”
“Well,” Mal wiped his whiskers back again as he finished his crunchy bug from his pile. “According to the stories passed along, some say it’s not a star but something else, like a big ball of rock and fire that’s going to change the world. Some say...well...that it will usher in a new age. Maybe even help mammals become as grand as dinosaurs,” Mal explained calmly. The three dinosaurs looked down at him as he spoke, listening to his story before erupting into laughter.
“That’s ridiculous!” Og laughed, his head tilted back in amusement. “Mammals being as grand as dinosaurs! What, are they going to grow to be as big as T?”
“Yeah, yeah. Ha. Ha. Laugh it up,” Mal said as the group roared with laughter.
“I’m sorry, but that is a little far fetched, Mal. No offense,” Aegy said, trying to rein in his giggles.
“It’s just what I heard,” Mal said easily, used to dinosaurs not taking his kind very seriously so he wasn’t too surprised by their hysterical laughter. They were probably right anyway.
“We should really try and get some sleep before the morning,” T said once his laughter calmed down. “It was great meeting you, Mal. Thanks for the company.”
“Of course. Can I give you something to take with you on your quest? I’d like to give an offering to whoever you find,” Mal asked, causing the dinosaurs to exchange looks.
“It’s supposed to be something precious to you,” Aegy explained.
“Ah, here,” Mal scurried up Og’s side, causing him to squirm and sputter in annoyance at the feeling. Mal flipped open the leaf pouch around his neck, and dropped in some dead crunchy bugs he had hunted down that night.
“Bugs?!” Og snapped, outraged.
Crunchy bugs! They’re the best and my favorite. Very good for you.” Mal closed the pouch up and scurried back down to the ground. “Good luck on your travels!”
The star was burning even brighter as the trio woke the next day, and seemed to be even bigger than the sun itself. Whatever it was the star was trying to show them, they had a feeling they were drawer closer. The landscape had changed as they neared the west coast, small bodies of water feeding into a massive ocean and sandy beach.
“We’re running out of land…” T said, scanning over the horizon at the endless sea. Small pockets of lush vegetation and tall trees surrounded the area near the beach, birds chirped and waves crashed slowly.
“Is...is this it? Where do---” Aegy started, the confusion in his voice interrupted by the start pulsing with a new, fiery light. Streams of red and orange now surrounded the star as it shined, the colors mesmerizing as they were beautiful. Brilliant, small pieces of the star seemed to be reaching out in all directions, firing off the bright light like outstretched claws.
“There,” Og breathed as a small flutter of spark soared over a small patch of greenery near by, the trees moving with the wind of the ocean. “I think it’s in there.”
They watched the trees a moment, apprehensive and nervous, as another streak seemed to flitter that direction again. The star was telling them to go inside.
T took the lead, scanning the area for danger as they calmly started pushing through the lush, wonderful smelling plants around them. If they hadn’t been so terrified, they’d be stuffing themselves with yummy food. Nothing seemed particularly impressive about the area until they spotted a nest tucked away quietly under a mound of dirt and leaves.
The trees swayed softly, the star throwing off waves of red and orange, making the trees and water seemed hued in pinks. Sunlight peaked through the rolling clouds, spilling on the lonely, quiet nst.
“That’s definitely it,” Aegy whispered, his gut tightening with anticipation. He glanced over at Og and T, who seemed to be waiting for him to make the first move. With a calming breath, he approached the nest. It was mound nest, not what Aegy was used to seeing when it came to eggs. His kind, probably the same with Og’s and T’s, had their nests open and guarded. Aegy could see shards of eggshells scattered about, the nest’s dirt and leaves pushed away by what had been burried inside.
“I think it’s empty,” Aegy said confused, sniffing the next and pushing it with his nose to see inside. He could smell something faint, very small and unknown. A small wiggle was reacting to his investigation, still inside the dirt covered nest. A small pip came from under the dirt and a tiny, skinny snout poked out, little claws reaching out for light.
Aegy pushed more of the dirt away, exposing the small baby inside who pipped happily at the sight of sunlight. Crawling from the next, the baby had a long, narrow snout, two clawed hands and hind feet, and the tiny start of what would be a massive sail down his back. Aegy stared in amazement as the tiny think chirped happily at him, its snout lined with sharp little teeth.
“Well I’ll be damned,” T said, watching over Aegy’s shoulder at the baby Spinosaurus who gazed up at them lovingly.
“Why’s it by itself?” Og quizzed, watching the baby with a scowl. “What’s wrong with it?”
“Give him the gifts, Og,” Aegy nodded at the pouch around Og’s neck.
“Are you sure this is...this is it?” Og glanced up at his travel mates and the star exploded again, soaring now even brighter. The trio jumped and T gave an uneasy nod.
“Yeah, I’m pretty sure he’s it,” T nodded at the pouch again and Og pulled the bag loose with his teeth, placing it out for the chick.
Og shook the contents out of the bag, the ferns and flowers fluttering to the ground by the crunchy bugs and T’s prized rock. The rock, they had to admit, was pretty nice. It was a white color, with spectrums of blue and pinks in veins running through its pearl, smooth surface. The baby trotted over to the presents and sniffed them, trying to chew on the opal first before deciding happily on the crunch bugs.
“What do we do now…?” T asked, glancing up at the sky which was now in a rainbow of fire at the horizon of the sky, like a sunset burning into the landscape on the other side of the ocean. It was beautiful, and the star was totally gone within the molten display.
“I don’t know,” Aegy sighed, smiling a little at the chick who was rolling happily in the flowers he had picked. He liked them, and that made him a little happy.
“Well, we have to figure out something. What are we supposed to do with...with that?” Og nodded down at the chick, running in circles around their feet.
“We’ll figure it out, Og,” Aegy laughed and glanced again at the pretty, rumbling sunset. “It’s not like it’s the end of the world.”

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Toys, comics and dinosaur stuff

But first, lets talk about feathers

I wish all dinosaurs had feathers...
This is just too glorious.



     I love feathers on my dinosaurs. Not only because it makes them look fabulous, but it's also scientifically accurate and that needs to be more widely embraced.

     Alright, side-stepping the original reason why I started this post, which is to talk about awesome raptor toys and a trex comic that looks amazing, lets talk about feathers on dinosaurs. What's the deal? Why all of a sudden to raptors actually look like "a 6 foot turkey"?

     HERE'S SOME PALEONTOLOGY, MY FRIENDS.

     Let's start with the raptors, since that's a lot of people's favorite dinosaur, with good reason. They're fast, sleek, smart, and have sick as hell hook claws on their feet. They're like the deadly ninjas of the dinosaur kingdom, and who the hell doesn't like ninjas?

     Pirates, I guess.



     Anyway, one of the best evidence we have for certain dinosaurs, namely theropod dinosaurs, having feathers is this amazing fossil of Microraptor. The feather imprints are so perfect and clear, down to the tiny little fluffy feathers on it's face! How amazing is that? The fossilization of some feathers has been so fantastic, that a team from Yale discovered fossilized Melanosomes in the feathers which basically is what determines the pigment of the feathers. WHAAT.

Art by Jonathan Kuo


     So far they have been able to lock down darker colors, like browns and blacks, and the unique one for red. It's a growing theory that the feathered raptors were probably vibrant like that of modern birds, which just makes me very happy.




     As far as Tyrannosaurs go, let me introduce you to Yutryannus huali, an amazing feathered tyrannosaurus with an amazing fossil with feather imprints. I don't think it's widely accepted that they had long, luscious feathers like raptors did, but more fluffy, downy feathers. It's because of this find that the iconic T .rex is now suspected to have had feathers as well.

     Since feathers are evident in the fossil record with theropod dinosaurs, there's been some speculation that dinosaurs probably used them in the same ways as modern birds, or at least similar. Most likely these feathers were used for insulation, protection from the sun and probably mating and defense.
     Think about it. If you were a strapping tyrannosaur and needed to entice the ladies, don't you think a bright, vibrant coat of amazing, shiny feathers would show off how healthy and handsome you were? On the same note, if you came up to another fellow buck who needed to be put in his place, you could roar and fluff up to look bigger and scarier.

     Yeah, that sent the mouth breather running, huh?

     Now on to my original crap I wanted to post about....toys and comics!!

  • What the post is actually about



     HOLD ON A DAMN SECOND
     Ok, before I get into the comic and toyline, I just did a search for "Feathered Raptors" to add more pictures into the blog post when I found this:



     Yeah, it's a fucking fully movable, feathered raptor mask. OH MY GOD. I can't find how to buy, but if it's anything like the other amazing masks I've seen like this on Etsy, it's probably like $600.
     BUT LOOK AT IT. HOLY SHIT.

     Ahem....anyway....

     Touching back on the topic of brightly colored raptors, the Beasts of the Mesozoic line from Creative Beast Studios is all about embracing the multicolored feather spectrum of their raptors. In a recent Facebook post, one of the lead designers talked about how they pulled inspiriting for the raptor's many different pallets from birds living today. I'll post that picture they put up, because it's amazing:



     Creative Beast Studios had an awesomely successful kickstarter back in May, and they were able to get fully funded! They're posable and painfully scientifically accurate, which makes me warm and tingly inside. These badboys are about $35-40 a piece, and are available for pre-order.
     I seriously don't know which one I like the best. They're all freaking amazing. I think they go up for grabs in...November? Someone give Alex a hint for me, please. XD



     Next up is a cool comic I found on the Twitter machine by Rextooth Studios. You can read the first part of the comic online at their site, and it looks like the first comic is available to get online for $16.95. The art is very good, but a little cartoony in it's style. The trex has feathers, which is awesome, and I love how Cobalt's eyes shine in the darkness when he hunts at night. While really cool, I'm not a huge fan of the style. I'm not really big into the aesthetics of American style comics, so I'm not jumping to get this one as much as I was Age of Reptiles.
     Still looks cool for any dinosaur fan. Not sure how bloody it gets, so maybe not for kids?



     I think I'm going to go crawl back into bed since I feel like crap today. Until then!

      - M

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Troodons and general dinosaur fun times.


Art by Paperiapina



    I can't remember if I've posted about how interesting I think Troodons are, so I'm going to start fresh with this post.

    Lets start with what they are, yeah? Troodons are these neat raptor like dinosaurs with feathers, ranging in size between a small turkey to upwards into the Deinoychus size, which are pretty damn big. Those are the raptors the Jurassic Park raptors were modeled after, for those who don't know random movie trivia. (I'm pretty sure everyone knows this)
    They lived during the late Cretaceous in Alaska, parts of North America, and some really awesome specimens found in China. They were most likely little carnivores with sharp teeth, probably eating insects, smaller dinosaurs, and probably our tiny furry ancestors.

    What's really interesting about these guys is their brain cases. They have one of the largest brain to body ratio in dinosaurs, with huge eyes and small graspy hands. They were most likely very smart for small little creatures. What makes them really unique is not just the big brain they make have rocked, but the fossils found have some preservation of the inner ear, which is really fasenating.

Best picture I could find to show a good ratio of brain size.


    There haven't been a lot of fossils found, and unfortunately the Troodon classification have been somewhat muddy. This is one of those odd clades that end up being a "trash bin" or "catch all" for small dinosaurs they don't know how to really fit into other classifications. It's frustrating because I feel like these dinosaurs are truly unique and had the potential to have evolved into more intelligently complex beings.

    Yeah, yeah. Sci-fi stuff. But think how how cool they would have been if they got to evolve like humans did?? We could be dinosaur people, guys!!
    There's some models of what Troodons would have looked like if they evolved into more human like creatures. It's scary and so I'm not gonna post a picture. It made me uncomfortable.

    What got me really delving into Troodons lately was the latest episode of I Know Dino, where they interview a Troodon master and an expert in Dinosaur Reproduction. Dr. Dave Varricchio from Montana State University talks in length about different dinosaur nests and even a burrowing dinosaur, Oryctodromeus. I thought that this was a Troodon, but it doesn't look like it. Seems it's a similar type of dinosaur, but different clade.
    Anyway, the burrowing dinosaur was really interesting, since burrowing under the ground is a very mammal habit, and probably what saved our mousy ancestors from going extinct. Trace fossils have been found of the burrowing dinosaur, along with a fossilized mommy and two babies inside a burrow. How cool is that?
    As far as Troodons go, Dr. Varricchio explains that Troodons may have grown pretty fast, getting to full size at about 3 years old. Granted, these aren't the massive giants that roamed around them so they didn't have to get terribly big, but knowing they were able to get mature fast is still interesting.



    Considering that eggs and breeding habits of dinosaurs in the fossil record are so incredibly rare, finding any information about how dinosaurs may have raised their young or mated is always an amazing find. I really hope some strapping up and coming paleontologist finds out more information about this stuff. Curious minds want to know.

    I haven't been reading a lot of dinosaur books lately, mostly just keeping up with I Know Dino and science articles online. I did start The Tyrannosaur Chronicles by David Hone, and it's really good, but I've been distracted by other non-dinosaur related fluffy books. Perhaps when I get pull my head out of the clouds I'll dig back into it and finish, so I can post a review about it.

    There's some dinosaur related awesome stuff happening close to my neck of the woods, which pointed me in the direction of a company who makes life-size, theme park grade dinosaurs for events and educational things! October 1st, Grapevine Mills is having a Fossil Fest out at a park with giant dinosaur attractions and educational digs for kids. I plan on going to check it out, though I'm painfully aware I'm not a kid and don't have one I could use as an excuse to go.
    The company that is bringing the big dinosaur models is The Dinosaur Company, which apparently is based out of Allen, Texas. I had no idea they even existed until I saw this ad for the Fossil Fest. It looks like they do some amazing work, and I even reached out to them for employment. Cause why not, right? If I'm able to do stuff dinosaur related as my means of making money, then that's what I want to do!
    I'm going to go check it out that Saturday, so I'll take pictures and report back.

The Dinosaur Company's Pachyrhinosaurus


    Sorry it's been quiet lately on the blog. I could blame this on a thousand things, but really it's been me being distracted by my own tiny attention span. I've been neck deep in other fandoms that I'm obessing over that I haven't been cracking out about dinosaurs in blog form. In my head I have, but not putting digital pen to paper.
    I'll make an effort to try and geek out more here so I can spam my Facebook feed demanding my friends read my blog.

    Until then!

     - M

Sumikko Gurashi: my new obession





    My best friend recently went to Japan, a place I've been wanting to go to since I first discovered Dragon Ball Z around the age of 13. Along with the muscly badasses I grew up wanting to be like, I also fell in love with their ability to make anything in the world be adorable and cutesy. Even the most mundane things in their culture have a cute slant to them, making them more enjoyable and sweet.

    Shen brought back a lot of cool stuff from Japan, along with various pictures and amazing stories, but the crowning achievement was her discovery of Sumikko Gurashi. This band of cute misfits with anxiety issues, yes I'm totally serious, comprises of a bear who needs his blanket and tea to feel safe, a snail who lies, a cat who has an obsession with sharpening his her claws, a fried pork cutlet who is "1% meat and 99% ambition" and two dinosaur buddies among others. These guys also like to dress up and dinosaurs, which makes me want to curl up and die from a cute overload.



    I love that dinosaurs are weaseling back into main stream culture, not just in Japan. Don't get me wrong, I love the scientifically accurate dinosaurs, but the cute ones make them more approachable to people.

    I needed to get this post up so I could start on a more substantial post about some science stuff. I listened to a podcast recently talking about Troodons and I think I wanna do a full post about them so I need to start gathering information.

    Anyway, you're welcome for the new cute thing you're going to want to obsesses about and buy tons of stuff for. :D


Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Book Review: Age of Reptiles

'This story is about a samurai'


The cover is simple and powerful. I love it.

     Age of Reptiles by Ricardo Delgado is one of the best graphic novels I've read in the long time. I know, I know...of course it is. It has dinosaurs! It's not just because it's a graphic novel about dinosaurs, but the art, pacing of the story and how the story itself was delivered is what made me enjoy this book as much as I did.
     Any yeah, the dinosaurs in it are really awesome.

     It's always strange to me when a story about animals has dialog, as in the animals themselves are talking. Language as we know it is a human thing; laced with emotion, deception and hidden messages, never straight forward and honest like how animals communicate. 
     But how else could a story teller express a story if their characters don't speak? If they don't have human language?
     A good example of this is Raptor Red by Robert Bakker. The story stars a raptor going through her life in the cretaceous trying to survive. She has inner dialog, thoughts, concerns, etc. It's not more complex then "red stripe on his muzzle means he's good, one of my clan", but it's still speech, dialog, and hard for me to really get into. Because...well...animals don't talk.

     Delgado's story has no dialog. No speech bubbles, no thought bubbles...just scenes, a story unfolding frame by frame. Never once was I confused about what was trying to be expressed, the emotions of the creatures clearly expressed on their faces, in their eyes, through their actions. Coupled with amazing art in the dinosaurs and background, sticking very close to the science, this story was rich and beautiful.



     The star of the story is a male Spinosaurus living his life as a lone warrior in what would later be named Egypt by humans millions of years later. During this time Egypt wasn't a dessert but a lush, swampy area with tall trees and teaming with prehistoric life. It was the land of huge apex predators, crocodiles and Titanosaurs.
     Life during this time was brutal, and Delado doesn't hold any punches when it comes to that fact. Death happens, in graphic detail, almost Game of Thrones style. I remember thinking more than once, "Oh, damn. Didn't see that coming." 
     This is not a comic for kids, unless your kids are used to seeing animals getting stomped to death by Titanosaurs or eaten alive by Carcharodontosaurs.



     Age of Reptiles originally came out as single issue comics, but if you buy the graphic novel that has all of them together, you get a collection Delgado's essays talking about the inspiration behind the story, as well as a collection of the single issue cover art.
     Apparently Delgado is a huge fan of samurai movies, specifically Seven Samurai, and wanted to make a story reflecting that feeling of a lone warrior. 
     So, Spinosaurus in this story is a samurai, surrounded by death and fighting. 
     Spinosaurus is definitely not a good guy by any stretch, as he's still an animal surviving in a ruthless world with death at every turn. But he's still a character you want to see succeed, live, and try not take as much damage as he does.



     You can order it at any local comic shop, which I would suggest if you're able to support local business. Otherwise, I snagged mine on Amazon for about $12.
     Delgado has another graphic novel, Age of Reptiles: Omnibus, which has a collection of dinosaur stories, that I'll order probably in the near future.    

     Over all, the graphic novel is amazing, and I think anyone can really appreciate how well done it is. You don't have to be a dinosaur fan to really love it, but I think dinosaur nerds will really enjoy it the most.




Monday, August 15, 2016

Mongolian Dinosaurs Saved




     I've been following an awesome IndiGoGo project that started a little while ago to help provide education and outreach to the local population of Mongolia. Paleontologist Bolortsetseg Minjin teamed up with a local and American dinosaur experts and enthusiasts to bring over a "Museum Bus", yeah a bus with exhibits and cool crap like that, to travel around Mongolia and teach kids about dinosaurs.


     The bus isn't the only thing they're trying to use the funding for, but general paleontology education, fossil awareness and help get kids and adults excited about the amazing prehistoric history of their home land.


  • Why's Mongolia so important to paleontology you may ask?


     Back in the 1920's, possibly my favorite archaeologist/paleontologist/naturalist adventure seeker, Roy Chapman Andrews, traveled to Mongolia for the first ever fossil expedition in the Gobi Dessert. At the time, the area was the wild west, a real "no man's land", which bandits and thieves that prowled the dessert. Armed with a convoy of trucks baring the American Flag and a shit ton of rifles, Andrews and his crew ventured the Gobi to find dinosaur bones.

     The fossil quarry he found was in a beautiful cliff side he named "The Flaming Cliffs", and there he found remarkable specimens of the first ever fossilized eggs, Protoceratops, and Oviraptor. 
     I've posted about Oviratpor before in my blog, and the sad misunderstanding that he was an "egg thief" before the eggs found beside him turned out to be baby Oviraptors.

     This guy was a total badass, but I plan to have a whole blog post dedicated to fan-girling out about him, so I won't go off on a tangent just yet. 

     These finds were the first of their kind, and home to much more amazing dinosaurs yet to be found.


  • Where the Project stands now


     The updates I've been getting lately showed they were just shy of their projected goal, but it seems they just barely made it with a couple hours to spare, coming in at 101%.  No only does that mean the kids of Mongolia are getting a sweet Museum Bus to tour around showing them cool dinosaur stuff, but I get this amazing sticker for backing them with $10.
     I wasn't able to find a stand along picture of the sticker, but it's the one in the blue square with the crazy writing and raptor standing with it with "$10". Second from the top on the left. It says "Bayanzag" which is the Mongolian name for the "Flaming Cliffs".
     It's supposed to ship sometime in November, and you know I'll be pretty damn excited when that gets here.



     I'm so damn happy they were able to get their funding, and not just because I really wanted that sticker. I love seeing paleontology reaching new people, especially kids, because they're the ones that are going to grow up and do more amazing things with the science. 

     Enjoy your awesome Museum Bus and dinosaur stuff, kids of Mongolia! 


Sunday, July 31, 2016

Being pretty and loving dinosaurs


Prepare yourself for girly crap.




     I'm not the best dresser in the world, and I've very aware of that. I like loud colors, designs and patterns that reflect things I love and tend to be...well...never boring. I especially love things that show off my loves and fandoms, like my Harley Quinn Converse and a rainbow of themed shirts.

     I have a couple dinosaur themed shirts, my favorite being a yellow one with cute dinosaurs cussing at flaming comets whizzing towards them. Sadly, I've recently lost my favorite necklace with a trex skeleton on it. As much as I love dinosaurs, I don't have a ton of prehistoric gear.

     But that doesn't mean I don't want more. Cause I really, really do.

     The trick is trying to find something that reflects your passions that isn't just more funny t-shirts. I wanted to find cute things, pretty things, hell even down right girly things that I could wear when I'm feeling fancy.

     So I've made it a goal to try and find the best dinosaur girly things. I even did my best to put together "outfits" like they do in those lady magazines, so I paired some of the dresses with necklaces, shoes and stuff.

     I'll also toss in some just...weird and funny stuff I found too, because some things just need to be shared with the whole world.

  • Dinosaur outfits


1) Super cool black and white dinosaur skirt by Bad Bunny Shop $40



     They also have leggings if you don't want a skirt. I assume you'd pair this with a cool black top and an attitude. I'd pick out one of the tops from the same site, because they're pretty rad and fit the style.
     I don't know how I feel about the fact the skirt is so high up on the torso, but I guess that's the style of it?

     Either way, it's really cool, and I love that it's black and has skulls on it.


     I would probably wear this with it....

A cool trex skeleton necklace from Candyfloss Sera $20



This badass bracelet from Sugar Me Up Too $13



Scaly shoes from Irregular Choice (not etsy) $80




     These also come in black, but I like the silver ones. They're not really...dinosaur to be honest, but they have scales and that's pretty sweet.


2) Black and white Dino dress from Weird Wearhood $40



     I really like this dress because of it's color pallet and cut. Seems like it would be really comfortable.

     I would probably wear this with it...

This awesome necklace at The Lysine Contingency $12



Or if you want something a little cuter, this necklace from Marmarsuperstar $20



3)  My favorite orange skirt from Oxygen Impulse $35





     I've been in love with this skirt for a long time. I see it at the major anime conventions by my house every year, and I'm always too broke to get it. It's orange, it's got awesome dinosaur skulls on it...I just love it so much.

     I need to make it a priority next year. Or just snag it one of these paydays. Damn I love it.

     I assume it would go good with any shirt, really, since it's a cotton skirt that's meant to be worn with or without leggings. I'd honestly wear it with some black leggings and my Converse, because I'm me and that's just how I dress.      I have a pair of orange Doc Martins, so I might wear them with the skirt as well.

     Did I mention I like the color orange?

     I'd probably wear this with it...

This boss as hell raptor necklace from Sushi Studios $20



     Double sided, orange, amazing.

     There's also bronze versions of the necklaces from The Lysine Contingency that would pair well I think. I had one that looked just like it with a trex skull, and that's sadly the one that's MIA at the moment. :(



Maybe this awesome trex ring from Truant Accessories if it came in my size $85



     I have tiny baby hands.


  • Now for the ridiculous


1)  I can't tell if I love this or not. Weird "dinosaur" dress from Coquetry Clothing $90




     Ok so...it's spandex. I don't know if that's a pro or a con. Both?
     I'm so torn about this stupid outfit. Because it is stupid, but it's also sparkly and has a hood. So I like it, but I kind of hate myself for liking it. When would I ever wear this? Halloween? Akon?

     I don't. Know.

     But I kinda want it.

     Also, there's an orange hood, but not a complete dress. Maybe just the hood?



     They also have two piece sets that have a longer "tail" to it, which is cute. I can't wear it because I would send the masses running for the hills, but maybe a thinner person could pull it off.

2) Amazingly gaudy trex heels from Kaylastojek $270




     Wow. Just. Wow.

     I'm pretty sure I'd break my ankle taking one awkward step, but they are pretty neat. I've posted about these before on the blog, but they're worth mentioning again since we're talking about clothing and such.

3) Life Finds A Way by Drunk Girl Designs $21




     No fucking comment needed.